Author’s Note: I’m new at riting. plz don’t be to meen to me. this is a story about me. cassie
I was siting in the break room during lunch when I felt a rumbling a’start deep inside my tummy. This is normal for me. /You got this, old girl/ I thought quietly to myself. Latisha turned and gave me a weird look. I guess I said that out loud.
Suddenly the doors blow open. The Assistant to the Assistant manager busted in and starts yelling about the production. its all about the production.
Suddenly it escaped me. A giant roar from deep within myselfz. A burp to end all burps. the say in the history b ooks.
Suddenly my assistant assistant manager was covered in giant burp slime. I could hear Latisha’s screams somewhere behind me. I saw a customer stick their head in through the red “Employee Only” doors.
Suddenly. I stammered out a sorry and slowly jogged out, letting out small burps every other step.
Suddenly I was at home stinking up the living room with my noxious burpy Urps.